Friday, January 19, 2007

Premature

I am not a fan of toilets that flush automatically, mainly because of premature flushing.

If a toilet flushes while you are sitting down, instead of standing up, you end up getting a bidet experience.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This observation of yours is so astute that it deserves an amazingly profound and humorous response.
I, however, am currently unable to think up that oustanding response.
I've been caught speechless in regards to a great literary opportunity.
$#!^*

-Nobody Important

Anonymous said...

I always pre-flush and at most, get a tiny splash on one of my cheeks. You should see a plumber about your experience. -FEZ

Kelly said...

That's okay Nobody. I'll forgive you. You can dazzle me with your witt another time perhaps.

Fez, some of them are like geysers. More faithful than old faithful.