Friday, December 16, 2005

Frustration

Why are there like a billion books out there on how a woman needs to behave or act in order to keep a man?

Where are all the books for men? How come men aren't encouraged to change their behavior to get and keep a woman. Surely, most men want meaningful relationships. If all the women got together and withheld sex, men would change their nonchalant behaviour.

The Rules for men could be as follows:

1. Quit being an indecisive moron and commit a yes or no to a relationship. You either want her or you don't. Quit playing games and give her a straight answer so she can get on with her life.

2. Treat her like she is special. Afterall, she is kind enough to sleep with you, even though you are an overweight and slightly balding ogre.

3. Grow up. You are a 35-year-old accountant, not an 18-year-old rock star. Even if you could have every woman in the world, sex is meaningless after a while if you don't have a relationship to back it up.

4. Don't be a jerk. If you're out late or something call. Let her know.

Women are always being told we're needy. No. We just want to be treated with human decency. Why does society let men get away with such bad behaviour?

Women are getting married later and later. Why? Because they are realizing a lot of men out there are immature. Women don't have to tolerate it anymore.

Back in the day, before equal rights, women had to marry stunted rejects in order to survive.

Now that women can support themselves, a woman can shop around for a grown-up.

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