Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Royalty

A friend of mine once observed that the Queen's wave is probably done in a small and controlled manner to reduce the amount of tricep extra skin jiggle one might expect from a woman of her age.

Perhaps this is true. I cannot test the theory as I lack a good tricep jiggle, due to some muscle I somehow acquired.

Although, I imagine even without the controlled wave, the Queen's jiggle is probably well-hidden, as I don't think she wears sleeveless shirts. Such clothing, I imagine is for the peasants, like me.

What am I saying? I don't wear sleeveless shirts either. Perhaps, this means that I'm of Royal blood. I've just fallen really, really far from the tree.

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