Remember, when talking to the ex, even when you are miserable, you have to make it look like your life is going well.
Like a good public relations person, put a positive spin on your life's circumstances. Everything is going great.
Smile, appear happy and rub what you can into their faces. Appear unphased when they tell you they are getting married next week.
The goal: Make them feel jealous. Make them feel like it's their loss.
Even if you don't ever want to date them again, even if you hate them for everything they did to you, you have to be the bigger, better person in an effort to add to your ex's pain.
Showing posts with label The Ex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Ex. Show all posts
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
Rubbing it in.
You might not know a Mandy. At least not until you learn your ex's new girlfriend is named Mandy. Then suddenly you'll meet a new Mandy every second day.
The fates like to rub it in.
The fates like to rub it in.
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
The Nameless
Ex-boyfriends become the names that cannot be named.
If you want to tell an anecdote that involves them, you have to say a “friend of mine.”
Because if you use their name, the person you are talking to, like your parents, for instance, will say “whatever happened to him. I liked that guy.”
And then you have to explain a whole bunch of stuff you don’t want to explain.
If you want to tell an anecdote that involves them, you have to say a “friend of mine.”
Because if you use their name, the person you are talking to, like your parents, for instance, will say “whatever happened to him. I liked that guy.”
And then you have to explain a whole bunch of stuff you don’t want to explain.
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Revenge
Remember, when talking to the ex, even when you are miserable, you have to make it look like your life is going well.
Like a good public relations person, put a positive spin on your life's circumstances. Everything is going great.
Smile, appear happy and rub what you can into their faces. Appear unphased when they tell you they are getting married next week.
The goal: Make them feel jealous. Make them feel like it's their loss.
Even if you don't ever want to date them again, even if you hate them for everything they did to you, you have to be the bigger, better person in an effort to add to your ex's pain.
Like a good public relations person, put a positive spin on your life's circumstances. Everything is going great.
Smile, appear happy and rub what you can into their faces. Appear unphased when they tell you they are getting married next week.
The goal: Make them feel jealous. Make them feel like it's their loss.
Even if you don't ever want to date them again, even if you hate them for everything they did to you, you have to be the bigger, better person in an effort to add to your ex's pain.
Monday, January 02, 2006
Depression
Why is it when we are depressed we feel the need to call up the ex to see how they are doing?
We secretly hope they are more miserable than we are. Instead they are doing great. They couldn't be better. They are in a new relationship and having fun. It's sick.
If they were feeling miserable do you think they would admit it?
Not to you. Not for one second.
So why do we torture ourselves?
We secretly hope they are more miserable than we are. Instead they are doing great. They couldn't be better. They are in a new relationship and having fun. It's sick.
If they were feeling miserable do you think they would admit it?
Not to you. Not for one second.
So why do we torture ourselves?
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