Surprise Attacks

There are certain hazards to owning a cat

For instance, my cat has developed a recent fascination for shoe laces. I'll be tying up my boots and from out of no where my cat will lunge forth and attack my laces with great fury.

There's nothing more challenging than trying to tie your shoes with a cat taking swings at, not only your laces, but your hands. I've gotten a few scratches here and there.

Now I have to tie my shoes in hiding.

I wonder what a cat whisperer would have to say about that? Probably nothing my cat wouldn't laugh at.