Vampires

I went to the ballet tonight. I always go to the ballet every now and again.

My favourite thing about the ballet is the set design and special effects.

Tonight's ballet was "Dracula."

A few of the dancers were graphically beheaded. At one point, Dracula turned into a bat and flew away.

At the end, Dracula was impaled and left to hang up on a spear. Dracula why didn't you turn into a bat again, before the angry mob speared you? Why, Dracula? Why?

Ah, the magic of theatre.